Are you tired of caring your stuff? It is too difficult to hold your phone, wallet, and keys. Well then you need the stocking sweater. It can even hold alcohol like this guy’s sweater if you are old enough to drink.
If you don’t have time on your side because your holiday party is tomorrow get a pre-made tinsel tree and glue it on your shirt. Or Better yet just glue some tinsel or bows in the shape of a tree. Simple but shows you tried. Better than no attempt at all. Besides who wants to be the person without the ugly sweater at an ugly sweater party.
You could also be a present, a reindeer, some holy, or be like this sweater and have it all.
The sweater I wore to my party Sunday jingled so I couldn’t sneak up on anyone! I was the loudest person there when I moved around. However everyone did get a good laugh out of my noisy sweater.
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Everyone old???
No, not anyone old.